The Ghost house


the story of how i became a ghost. enjoy 

Part 1: The ghost house


Day one in the ghost house. i saw a spooky ghost over by the piano i said "hey, get out of here ghost" but it just looked at me with its ghost face and ghost eyyyyyeeeeesssssssss. day 2 in the ghost house. i saw a sexy ghost with a sexy ghost butt, why are ghost butts so sexy. day 3 in the ghost house fueckun ghost horses everywhere with ghost horse faces and sexy ghost horse butts, stop it, stop making me look. day 4 in the ghost houseyiuufefdd. i've joined the ghosts, what if i was a ghost all along. my butt is so sexy and my faceyy....is so stupid, oh shiet.

Part 2: The reconing


Day 5 in the ghost house. it's been hard trying to live life as a spooky ghost, i only eat ghost theme serials such as boo berry, and late at night i take out my butt a just sort of wave it to and throw. day six in the ghost house. theres a ghost thats been giving me sexy ghost glances "hey beth, sup" beth theny saidy "i dont know what that means". day seven in the ghost house. me and beth are in love, i think she might be the ghost one. day 8 in the ghost house. beth says shes ghost pregnant, can ghost even get pregnant? i cant be a ghost dad, i hate that movie and bill cosby is a rapist. day 9 in the ghost house. beth had a bunchy of stupidy ghost babyes. but i cant bring myself to open my eyes to confront the truth they might be....oh shiet.